Texting Meme!

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GENERAL TEXTING MEME!



Let's start things off with your generic texting meme! This is the one for all those odd conversations, strange confessions, pictures of Skybison and Platypus Bears - whatever floats your particular boat! For those of you who haven't used one before, here's the rules:

Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, a series of starts, or nothing at all. Let the chaos unfold, and run about texting others!

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[arclightning]

2800 yuan for first place?

[pabugotmoves]

There he issss.

Don't worry, I got it all figured out this time. The secret is to not chew and just swallow. Plus, I heard if you drink a ton of water before then your stomach is huge and you can fit more. I've got this in the bag!

[arclightning]

I really hope you know how horrifying that sounds. If you think you're gonna throw up, just think about all the street stew you've eaten and remember that melon isn't that bad.

I also read that you should work out your jaw muscles beforehand but somehow I don't think that's gonna be an issue for you.

[pabugotmoves]

Why would melon be bad? Melon is great if you're lucky enough to get it before it's totally rotten. This isn't going to be like that one time. I'm pretty sure.

Not that it matters, but do you think it's gonna be whole melons or the fancy round kind on sticks? Because I think I could eat about a million of those.

Follow up do you think I have to eat the skin stuff? Should I start practicing now?

[arclightning]

Shouldn't you have done all this research, oh, I don't know, before you signed us both up for this thing? Come on, bro.

Anyway, there's no way they make you eat the skin. Nobody eats the skin. That's weird.

[pabugotmoves]

Why would I do research, it's a melon eating contest. That's it. You eat melon until you win and anyway you don't even have to do anything, you just have to be there in case I explode. Which I won't. So why worry about it?

[arclightning]

So now my whole night is sitting there, watching you stuff way too much melon in your face?

Thrilling.

And that's exactly why I'm worried about it. You better win this thing.

[pabugotmoves]

I didn't realize you wanted to eat melon so much. Okay new plan! Better plan! We BOTH enter, Korra and Asami second us and we DOUBLE our chances of winning!

[arclightning]

There is no way Asami agrees to this. Nothing you can say will make her do that.

[pabugotmoves]

Why not? You won't get taken out so there's no risk. Who else do we have?

[arclightning]

[ Bolin why are you right and also his brother, spirits, help him. ]

I think your definition of risk could use some work.

But we could also use the money. Let me ask Asami, okay? You ask Korra.

[pabugotmoves]

Way ahead of you bro, I've sent the message and she's onboard. We're gonna get that melon money one way or another I guarantee it!

[arclightning]

This is going to be a disaster.

[pabugotmoves]

No, no. That sounds like quitter talk. We need winner talk, Mako. Get your head in the game!