Why would I do research, it's a melon eating contest. That's it. You eat melon until you win and anyway you don't even have to do anything, you just have to be there in case I explode. Which I won't. So why worry about it?
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Why would I do research, it's a melon eating contest. That's it. You eat melon until you win and anyway you don't even have to do anything, you just have to be there in case I explode. Which I won't. So why worry about it?